Cool Tardigrade Merch

Just so you don’t have to go searching for it, I’ve curated a special shopping storefront of irresistible merchandise cuteness.

Click on the pictures or captions, and you’ll be taken to the item’s description page.

Which necklace to get? This could be the toughest decision you make today! Get both so each can express your changing mood. Are you happily walking in a state of inner peace? Or are you hanging on for dear life?

I know that when I make cookies from scratch they end up looking like tardigrades. So for me, making cookies were always out of the question, until NOW. The above cookie cutter eliminates any fear of failure and ensures a smile, or a whole classroom of smiles.

Okay, when I saw this one, I couldn’t believe it. Yes, this is the Han Solo of tardigrades – frozen in carbonite. And get this–it’s also a magnet. A must have item for the serious collector!